Global warming, my Great Aunt Petunia!! Don't believe the hype.
We, the members of this group, reject your Savior, Al Gore, and the Church of Global Warming. We reject you and your so-called "green industry." We reject your scam of carbon credits and green house gases. We side with the SUV drivers and the incandescent light bulb cabal. We are the people who pick up your Prius and moved it to another parking spot when we see it at the mall.
We are the heretics. The deniers.